sasskuraoogami:

"Would you like to go on a witch hunt with me?"

tagged → #pmmm

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out

trippy-hippy-daydreaming:

myanimalcrossingstory:

This week on My Strange Addiction:

Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’

That’s perfectly reasonable.

jensenfans:

SPN Promo // Season 4

ulquicifer:

SNOWY’S BUILD-A-COSPLAY GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

  • 1 pair of contacts from honeycolor
  • 1 pair of fake eyelashes from honeycolor
  • 1 wig from ebay
  • 1 full costume from ebay that’s under $300
  • up to 3 accessories/ props from ebay that’s under $100
  • as much makeup as you want that’s under $100 from ebay

-The Rules-

  • Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)
  • Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count
  • Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)
  • Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner
  • For extra entries follow: x, x, x, x, x, x

 The giveaway ends December 31st

Good luck!

queenoflame:

a relationship would be cool right now

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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…what once was mine

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

The last screenshot tho